Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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