you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
