Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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