is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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