Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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