I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
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My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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