Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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