well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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