yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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