Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
you never un-have a 4some
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I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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