You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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