The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
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I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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