Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
