drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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