Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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