Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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