I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My bed smells like the plague
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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