And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
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That's how twitter works, right?
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he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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