I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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