Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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