No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
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my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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