its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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