know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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