can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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