how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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