He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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