"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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