weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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