Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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