I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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