He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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