Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
it's like iHOP with fire
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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