Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Hungover. No words. Just memes.