Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.