Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
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apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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