Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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