Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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