kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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