Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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