So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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