so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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