She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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