the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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