honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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