she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize