i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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