HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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