and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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