Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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