is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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