I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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