T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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