What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Randomize
