he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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