Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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