Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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